The best thing I’ve seen on the internet since the rap graphs and charts page, this is a map of the US showing all of the area codes in which Ludacris claims to have hoes in the song “Area Codes,” posted on strangemaps.wordpress.com.

Conclusions based on the map include, “Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm,” and “Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95.”

God, I love the internetsss.

On that note, have a lovely weekend.