After promising a friend and Lady Gaga worshipper that she would tour this fall with or without Kanye, and feeling partially responsible for his actions as a constant defender of his doucheness (thanks for embarrassing me again, fishsticks), I am relieved to hear the news that Gaga will in fact hit the road on the “Monster Ball Tour” in support of her Fame re-release, The Fame Monster. With 8 new tracks on the second disc, the show is sure to feature lots of new material, as well as hangings and bloody eyeballs.

Monster Ball kicks off next month in Montreal and ends with two shows at NYC’s Radio City (notice the decrease in venue size from the Fame Kills dates?). Mr. Solo Dolo Kid Cudi will be the supporting act, and oh, there goes $60 from my bank account. Bye.

November 27 – Montreal, Quebec, Canada – The Bell Center
November 28 – Toronto, Ontario, Canada – Air Canada Center
November 29 – Ottawa, Ontario, Canada – Scotiabank Place
December 01 – Boston, MA – Wang Center
December 02 – Boston, MA – Wang Center
December 03 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna
December 09 – Vancouver, BC, Canada – Queen Elizabeth Theatre
December 10 – Vancouver, BC, Canada – Queen Elizabeth Theatre
December 13 – San Francisco, CA – Bill Graham Civic
December 18 – Las Vegas, NV – TBD
December 19 – San Diego, CA – San Diego Sports Arena
December 21 – Los Angeles, CA – Nokia Theatre
December 29 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theater
December 31 – Miami, FL – Knight Center
January 03 – Orlando, FL – The Hard Rock
January 07 – St. Louis, MO – The Fox
January 08 – Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
January 09 – Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
January 12 – Detroit, MI – Fox Theater
January 16 – Atlantic City, NJ – Borgata
January 20 – New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall
January 21 – New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall