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DumbstSngEvr: “Touchdown” by Soulja Boy

I only watched 4 and a half seconds of this and then I gouged my eyes out with a letter opener. Unfortunately, I can still hear it.
Congratulations, Soulja Boy. That’s two for you.

DumbstSngEvr: “Neutron Star Collision (Love is Forever)” by Muse

Ugh, Muse. WTF, already.
As we learned from a recent M.I.A. interview, it would seem that artists may be getting pressured by their labels to provide tracks for these inexplicably amazing Twilight soundtracks filled with exclusive new music that would otherwise have very little to do with the film (this is what I tell myself, anyway…to [...]

DumbstSngEvr? Smashing Pumpkins’ “Widow Wake My Mind”

I’ve ragged on Billy Corgan before, but, really, it never gets old.
Above, Billy performs “Widow Wake My Mind” last night on The Tonight Show with 19 year old contest winners and temporary live musicians that aren’t sick of him yet. And OMFG. It’s terrible.
When taking into consideration what Smashing Pumpkins have been charging for in [...]

DumbstSngEvr? Jonas Brothers’ “Don’t Charge Me For The Crime” feat. Common

In a reservoir, I flow and go
On and on, like Erykah or etcetera
Designated not to make hits but hit home
Out of proportion, hit makers get blown
-Common, “Real Nigga Quotes”
Common, dude, we need to talk. I’m not one for calling artists sell-outs, as I don’t believe that being successful is grounds for punishment. There’s no [...]

DumbstSngEvr? 3OH!3’s “Don’t Trust Me”

wtf is ths sht?
Not only is this an exclamation point band, it’s also a combo letters/numbers in one word band. 3OH!3 (as in 303, the number of times you will hate yourself while watching their video) has had recent success with their chart topping single, “Don’t Trust Me,” an emo-electro-pop nightmare that I managed to [...]

DumbstSngEvr? Soulja Boy’s “Gucci Bandana”

Ugh.
I guess it would be wrong of me to act like I’m better than Soulja Boy when I’ve actually enjoyed more of his singles than not. But when I don’t enjoy them, I really really really hate them. “Gucci Bandana” has no flow and makes no sense even on the most basic ringtone-bubble-rap level. The [...]