In a reservoir, I flow and go
On and on, like Erykah or etcetera
Designated not to make hits but hit home
Out of proportion, hit makers get blown
-Common, “Real Nigga Quotes”
Common, dude, we need to talk. I’m not one for calling artists sell-outs, as I don’t believe that being successful is grounds for punishment. There’s no [...]

wtf is ths sht?
Not only is this an exclamation point band, it’s also a combo letters/numbers in one word band. 3OH!3 (as in 303, the number of times you will hate yourself while watching their video) has had recent success with their chart topping single, “Don’t Trust Me,” an emo-electro-pop nightmare that I managed to [...]

Ugh.
I guess it would be wrong of me to act like I’m better than Soulja Boy when I’ve actually enjoyed more of his singles than not. But when I don’t enjoy them, I really really really hate them. “Gucci Bandana” has no flow and makes no sense even on the most basic ringtone-bubble-rap level. The [...]