Archive for 'Poprok Rants'
Rolling Stone’s Top 25 Best Albums of 2009 Cracks Me Up
I’m afraid my gripes with this one go way beyond a comment/Tweet/Facebook status update. Based almost entirely on the top 2, Rolling Stones’s Top 25 Best Albums of 2009 is easily the worst ‘best of’ list the magazine has ever done (counting year end albums lists only, cause Lord knows they’ve made a metric ton [...]
Posted: December 18th, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: Bruce Springsteen, Rolling stone, U2
Comments: none
Original Pirate Material Guardian’s Album of the Decade, Wrong But OK
Fact: Every music publication that doesn’t name Radiohead’s Kid A as the album of the decade is only doing so for the shock value (Paste, would love to give you Illinois, I just can’t), but I have to give some blogkudos to the Guardian for their #1 choice of The Streets’ Original Pirate Material.
Even though [...]
Posted: November 29th, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: Album of the Decade, Kid A, Original Pirate Material, The Streets
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Battle Studies is a Douchebag: John Mayer’s Worst Album, And Then Some
Remember the guy from Sex and the City that hung around his dead wife’s grave, flashing pictures of her in his wallet and crying at the mention of her name to get girls to think he was emotional so they would sleep with him? That’s John Mayer. Remember how Charlotte totally fell for it, and [...]
Posted: November 26th, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: Battle Studies, John Mayer
Comments: 1
The Fiery Furnaces Are Idiots
Some background on why The Fiery Furnaces are idiots:
The New York City indie band, whilst trying to create a buzz that never wuzz for their summer 2009 release, I’m Going Away (OK, perhaps there was a mini-buzz), have taken to familiar tactics amongst music world douchebags by nonsensically (or possibly sarcastically or ironically?) trashing Radiohead [...]
Posted: November 6th, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: Fiery Furnaces, Radiohead
Comments: 2
Weezer “Can’t Stop Partying” feat. Lil Wayne, But I Wish You Would [Stop]
Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me.
Yup, it’s Weezer and Weezy, but even Lil Wayne can’t save the Polow da Don produced Raditude track, “Can’t Stop Partying.” Raditude. Worst. Dwayne Carter could freestyle over microwave buzz and still kill it hard, but even his mediocre verse is wasted on this boring, poorly written embarrassment of a [...]
Posted: October 26th, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: Can't Stop Partying, Lil Wayne, Weezer
Comments: 2
Look at the New Moon Soundtrack! I Guess I Have to Buy This
Bon Iver/St. Vincent duets? New music from Thom Yorke and Grizzly Bear? No, it’s not a second Dark Was the Night compilation, and it’s not Pitchfork’s Best New Music posts for the next month. It’s um, the soundtrack to the new Twlight sequel.
Eek.
When I first skimmed the tracklisting this afternoon, I saw Death Cab, The [...]
Posted: September 21st, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: Grizzly Bear, New Moon, Thom Yorke, Twilight
Comments: 3
EW Names “All You Need is Love” The Worst Beatles Song, Makes Me Scratch My Eyes Out
Why?
Why Why?
Why?
Right, so Beatlemania 2009 is hitting, which is awesome (I really enjoyed Beatlemania 1995, which if you remember featured the 9 hour Anthology documentary, 2 new songs, and my life changing forever). Beatles Rock Band games, reissues, and magazine covers? All great things. But Entertainment Weekly’s special Beatles issue thingy? All around FAIL.
There’s a [...]
Posted: September 5th, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: All You Need is Love, Entertainment Weekly, The Beatles
Comments: none
500 Days of Summer Adorable Indie Music Video. I Knew This Was Coming.
Did 500 Days of Summer just become even more indie and adorable? Unbelievable.
I guess though, when taking into account the many kinda cool, unpretentious musical references in the movie, and the fact that it actually stars Zooey Deschanel, a 500 Days of Summer themed music video set to She & Him’s “Why Do You Let [...]
Posted: August 5th, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: 500 Days of Summer, She & Him, Why Do You Always Let Me Stay Here
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Rolling Stone and Kid Rock Think Twitter is Gay. Wanna Know What I Think?
From the Smoking Section post, “Kid Rock’s Talks Stadium Spectaculars, Confirms Gayness of Twitter”…
We caught up with Kid Rock yesterday, who told us that wherever he goes, people are screaming “Twitter is gay”!!!
If you have no idea what we’re talking about, here’s the story: In the last issue of Rolling Stone — with MJ on [...]
Posted: August 1st, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: Kid Rock, Rolling stone, Twitter
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Corgan to Seriously Charge $40 for 5 Minute Videos?
This guy…
First he brings a fan up on-stage so he can argue with him at a show, then he pushes the Live Nation Ticketmaster merger to Congress, then he massacres his own music in a Wrestling commercial, and now this?
Lone Pumpkin Billy Corgan wants to charge $40 to fans for some behind the scenes videos [...]
Posted: April 23rd, 2009 under Poprok Rants.
Tags: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
Comments: 3




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