I win the award for Most Clever Katy Perry Doll Headline.
The Runners Up:
MTV: “Want To Undress Katy Perry? Here’s Your Chance!”
Perez Hilton (et al): “Katy Perry’s Such a Doll”
NYMag: “Katy Perry Bored With Kissing, Now Wants to Show You Her Doll”
Jamd: “Get A Look At Katy Perry’s Doll Parts!”
In other news:
Integrity Toys announced today that [...]