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Battle Studies is a Douchebag: John Mayer’s Worst Album, And Then Some

Remember the guy from Sex and the City that hung around his dead wife’s grave, flashing pictures of her in his wallet and crying at the mention of her name to get girls to think he was emotional so they would sleep with him? That’s John Mayer. Remember how Charlotte totally fell for it, and [...]

Wale Writes a “Letter” With John Mayer. A Very Good Letter.

John Mayer is such a douche, but we love him anyway don’t we? This recently leaked Wale track, “Letter,” features Mayerdouche on vocals (and most likely guitar), and includes “letters” to President Obama, 2Pac, and ‘Whom it May Concern.’ The Mark Ronson produced track will be left off of Wale’s upcoming label debut, Attention: Deficit [...]

John Mayer’s “Foray Into Hip Hop”

I apologize for the once a year that I’m forced to post about John Mayer. Forgive me.*
He put up this vid a couple of days ago of his first hip hop track; a 54 second instant classic. “I like sex and I’m good at it.” I’ll admit, it could actually be a lot worse. Never [...]

John Mayer Announced Summer Tour Dates

Continuum Continues (blah, sorry).
When Mayer isn’t busy running around in a Borat bathing suit (yeah, I’ve gotta reference that more often), he’s probably playing his GEE-tar (his super awesome custom shop relics). Tickets start on going on sale Saturday.
I wouldn’t mind hearing “Gravity” at Jones Beach. Hm…
July 2 – Milwaukee, WI @ Marcus Amphitheater (Summerfest)
July [...]

Can We Talk About John Mayer For A Second?

I’m sorry, but there’s no way I can not.
The Mayer Craft Cruise thing was this past weekend, and it seems everyone had a pretty decent time. On the cruise from Miami to the Bahamas, John Mayer headlined 2 nights, brought along other artists (including Colbie Caillat, whom he joined onstage for a surprise set on [...]